all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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