Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I want to have your abortion
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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