There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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