she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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