You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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