Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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