He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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