Whod you bang
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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