whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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