it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
