I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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