The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
