And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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