it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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