i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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