just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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