If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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