How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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