My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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