No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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