You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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