Have you finally orgasmed yet?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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