fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
it hurts more in the daytime
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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