BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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