he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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