I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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