Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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