I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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