Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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