Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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