I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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