Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
false alarm, still single
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