absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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