u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he fucked my hip out of place.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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