We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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Do I have a choice?
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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