It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You work out of a Hotel?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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