you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We were destined to go to rehab together
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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