i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Someone shattered a urinal.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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