I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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