what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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