the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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