it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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