I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Randomize
