So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
