Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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