As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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