Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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