): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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