you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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