that's an acceptable place to lick
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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