We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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